Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata

Eloquence is to express the idea in as few as possible words. The eloquent is that who attains his demand in the least effort

Eloquence is to express the idea in as few as possible words. The eloquent is that who attains his demand in the least effort

Pappu Samose k Andar ka Masala Kha Raha tha Dost- Ye kya kr Raha hai? Pappu- DR ne mujhe Bahar ka Khana khane ko mana kiya hai na.

Pappu Samose k Andar ka Masala Kha Raha tha Dost- Ye kya kr Raha hai? Pappu- DR ne mujhe Bahar ka Khana khane ko mana kiya hai na.

To recognize the actuality of your friend, you should enrage him. If he keeps up his friendship, he is true friend lest, he is false.

To recognize the actuality of your friend, you should enrage him. If he keeps up his friendship, he is true friend lest, he is false.

Use pane k liye kuch b kr sakta hu. Uske pyar me ji aur mar skta hu. Fir b wo na mili to Gam nai. Ye"FORMULA"me DUSRI p bi try kr sakta hu...

Use pane k liye kuch b kr sakta hu. Uske pyar me ji aur mar skta hu. Fir b wo na mili to Gam nai. Ye"FORMULA"me DUSRI p bi try kr sakta hu...

The perfection of intellect is in three (things): humbleness for God, good certainty, and silence except for good.

The perfection of intellect is in three (things): humbleness for God, good certainty, and silence except for good.

Funny poem: Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

Funny poem: Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

Everything has its tax and the tax of knowledge is to teach its people. Certainly, knowledge is a lock and its key is the question.

Everything has its tax and the tax of knowledge is to teach its people.
Certainly, knowledge is a lock and its key is the question.

Bhikhari:Kuch Khane ko do Santa:TAMATAR KHAO Banta:Roti do Santa :TAMATAR KHAO B:Tamatar hi dedo wife:ye Totle hai keh rahe hai KAMA KAR KHO

Bhikhari:Kuch Khane ko do Santa:TAMATAR KHAO Banta:Roti do Santa :TAMATAR KHAO B:Tamatar hi dedo wife:ye Totle hai keh rahe hai KAMA KAR KHO

There are three things that signify the magnanimity of a person: good temper, patience, and to avoid aggressive gaze.

There are three things that signify the magnanimity of a person: good temper, patience, and to avoid aggressive gaze.

There is no strength higher than overcoming carnal desire.

There is no strength higher than overcoming carnal desire.

Dr:-Kal dawai PEELI thi? Mareez:-Nai Dr,vo to LAAL thi. Doctor (cheekh kar):-mera matlab he KHALEE thi? Mareez:-Nai dr sahab,vo to BHARI thi..

Dr:-Kal dawai PEELI thi? Mareez:-Nai Dr,vo to LAAL thi. Doctor (cheekh kar):-mera matlab he KHALEE thi? Mareez:-Nai dr sahab,vo to BHARI thi..

Opposition of one's desires is the sign of the highest level of wisdom in a human being.

Opposition of one's desires is the sign of the highest level of wisdom in a human being.

If u lyk my SMS plz ask atleast 3 friends to join by sending ON SMSCOOKBOOK to 9870807070 so that I can keep sending you lots more ~ tupsyturvy.com

If u lyk my SMS plz ask atleast 3 friends to join by sending ON SMSCOOKBOOK to 9870807070 so that I can keep sending you lots more ~ tupsyturvy.com

Banta-Kya hua,Ye Mitti Kyu Khod raha hai.. Santa-Dadaji ne bola Mene unka nam Mitti me mila diya.. Wohi Dhund raha hu.!!

Banta-Kya hua,Ye Mitti Kyu Khod raha hai.. Santa-Dadaji ne bola Mene unka nam Mitti me mila diya.. Wohi Dhund raha hu.!!

The parable of a man greedy of this world is the parable of the silk worm: the more it winds the thread round itself the farther it becomes from salvation, until it dies of grief.

The parable of a man greedy of this world is the parable of the silk worm: the more it winds the thread round itself the farther it becomes from salvation, until it dies of grief.

Ek Computer field ka ladka kya gaali dega? Saale infinite loop,Dharti pe undefined symbol,Virus k bache,Bewakufi ki hardcopy,Volatile aadmi

Ek Computer field ka ladka kya gaali dega? Saale infinite loop,Dharti pe undefined symbol,Virus k bache,Bewakufi ki hardcopy,Volatile aadmi

Being frightened is an experience you cannot buy

Being frightened is an experience you cannot buy

A: Why are you crying? B: The elephant is dead. A: Was he your pet? B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.

A: Why are you crying? B: The elephant is dead. A: Was he your pet? B: No, but I'm the one who must dig his grave.

"Don't get discouraged; its often the last key in the bunch that opens the lock...!"

"Don't get discouraged; its often the last key in the bunch that opens the lock...!"

Papu=Beta sadi k din susral wale gadi de to suit manglena. Scooter de to car mang lena,Dukan de to ghar.. Beta=Dady ladki de to MAA MANGLU

"Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word."

"Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word."

Man: Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tareeqa Bataiye? Doctor: Shadi Kar Lo... Man: Kya Iss Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi? Doctor: Nahi, Yh Shoq Khatam Ho Jayega

Man: Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tareeqa Bataiye? Doctor: Shadi Kar Lo... Man: Kya Iss Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi? Doctor: Nahi, Yh Shoq Khatam Ho Jayega

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action.

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action.

Which is d longst toilet on d earth? D Indian railwy track!we can use it frm- kanyakumari t0 kashmir!proud 2b an indian.Aisi azadi aur kaha!

Which is d longst toilet on d earth? D Indian railwy track!we can use it frm- kanyakumari t0 kashmir!proud 2b an indian.Aisi azadi aur kaha!

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied

Teachr-Apna character sudarna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Pappu-Isse mera character to sudar jaega par mere baap ka bigard jaega.

Teachr-Apna character sudarna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Pappu-Isse mera character to sudar jaega par mere baap ka bigard jaega.

I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts. ~John Locke

I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts. ~John Locke

Lawyer:I want Appeal my clients case on basis of newly discovered evidence Judge:wts taht? Lawyer:I discovered tht,client still has $500 left...

Lawyer:I want Appeal my clients case on basis of newly discovered evidence Judge:wts taht? Lawyer:I discovered tht,client still has $500 left...

"Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools"

"Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools"

Shahjahan ne TALMAHAL ki har diwar ko dekha har meenar ko dekha har kaleen ko dekha aur bola MAA KASAM bahut kharcha ho gaya hai !

Shahjahan ne TALMAHAL ki har diwar ko dekha har meenar ko dekha har kaleen ko dekha aur bola MAA KASAM bahut kharcha ho gaya hai !

"People demand freedom of speech to make up 4 the freedom of thought which they avoid"

"People demand freedom of speech to make up 4 the freedom of thought which they avoid"

Doctor:U have a brain tumor. P@ppu:YaaaHooo!!(Jumps in joy) Doctor:Y r u so happy??! P@ppu:B'coz it proves that I have a brain. !~Njoy~!

Doctor:U have a brain tumor. P@ppu:YaaaHooo!!(Jumps in joy) Doctor:Y r u so happy??! P@ppu:B'coz it proves that I have a brain. !~Njoy~!

"Weeping bride will be a laughing wife, laughing bride will be a weeping wife" ~ German proverb.

"Weeping bride will be a laughing wife, laughing bride will be a weeping wife" ~ German proverb.

PATNI:T.V Me Cricket Dekh Rahi Thi. Pati Aakar Bola Darling Main Kaisa Lag Raha Hu ? Tabhi Patni Zor Se Chillai "CHAKKA"..

PATNI:T.V Me Cricket Dekh Rahi Thi. Pati Aakar Bola Darling Main Kaisa Lag Raha Hu ? Tabhi Patni Zor Se Chillai "CHAKKA"..

"People demand freedom of speech to make up 4 the freedom of thought which they avoid"

"People demand freedom of speech to make up 4 the freedom of thought which they avoid"

After finishing MBBS, Dr.Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch TheeK hai

After finishing MBBS, Dr.Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch TheeK hai

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Santa Ji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that its bad to sleep with married women

Santa Ji is not sleeping with his wife! these days Guess why? because somebody had told him that its bad to sleep with married women

Hope is always available to us. When we feel defeated, we need only take a deep breath and say, "Yes," and hope will reappear.

Hope is always available to us. When we feel defeated, we need only take a deep breath and say, "Yes," and hope will reappear.

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Yaar, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Yaar, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

"Only 2 things are infinite, the universe & human stupidity,and i'm not sure about the former"~Albert Einstein

"Only 2 things are infinite, the universe & human stupidity,and i'm not sure about the former"~Albert Einstein

Interviewer=Can u make a sentence using green,pink & yellow? Dipu=O yah yah ji y not. My phone rings..GREEN GREEN,I PINK it up & say YELLOW!!!!!

Interviewer=Can u make a sentence using green,pink & yellow? Dipu=O yah yah ji y not. My phone rings..GREEN GREEN,I PINK it up & say YELLOW!!!!!

The most successful people on the planet have failed more than ordinary ones

The most successful people on the planet have failed more than ordinary ones

Son:Me School nahi jaunga. Mom:kyu? Son:Naukri krunga. Mom:4th Class padhkarkya Kaam karoge? Son:3rd Standard ki Ladkiyo ka tution lunga..

Son:Me School nahi jaunga. Mom:kyu? Son:Naukri krunga. Mom:4th Class padhkarkya Kaam karoge? Son:3rd Standard ki Ladkiyo ka tution lunga..

The most successful people on the planet have failed more than ordinary ones.

The most successful people on the planet have failed more than ordinary ones.

Santa made a call to the airport. Asked,How long is the journey from Punjab to America? Receiptionist: One second sir. Santa:OK, Thank you...

Santa made a call to the airport. Asked,How long is the journey from Punjab to America? Receiptionist: One second sir. Santa:OK, Thank you...

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm.

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm.

70 Saal K Unmarried Budhe Ne Pepar Me Add Diya: "RISHTA-CHAHIYE" 1 Mahine Baad Jawab Aaya: Is Umar Me RISHTEY Nahi FARISHTEY Aate Hai!!

70 Saal K Unmarried Budhe Ne Pepar Me Add Diya: "RISHTA-CHAHIYE" 1 Mahine Baad Jawab Aaya: Is Umar Me RISHTEY Nahi FARISHTEY Aate Hai!!

"If you desire to blossom like a rose in the garden. You have to learn the art of adjusting with the thorns."

"If you desire to blossom like a rose in the garden. You have to learn the art of adjusting with the thorns."

Sms karnge hum 1 Duje ko bari bari, Hame lagti hai ye Rasam badi Pyari. Sms milte he 1 sms bhej dena, Kyonki hume Bilkul Pasand nahi Udhari.

Sms karnge hum 1 Duje ko bari bari, Hame lagti hai ye Rasam badi Pyari. Sms milte he 1 sms bhej dena, Kyonki hume Bilkul Pasand nahi Udhari.

The greatest thing in the world is not so much where we are, but in what direction we are moving.

The greatest thing in the world is not so much where we are, but in what direction we are moving.

After finishing MBBS, Dr.Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch TheeK hai

After finishing MBBS, Dr.Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch TheeK hai

Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.

Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. P. J. O'Rourke

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
P. J. O'Rourke

Boy:If i kiss u & run wat wil u think Gal:i will think One idiot that can attemptfull paper just leave after taking objectives...

Boy:If i kiss u & run wat wil u think Gal:i will think One idiot that can attemptfull paper just leave after taking objectives...

"Embrace Change. True Success Can Be Defined By Ur Ability 2 Adapt to Changing Circumstances."

"Embrace Change. True Success Can Be Defined By Ur Ability 2 Adapt to Changing Circumstances."

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. Yogi Berra

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra

Santa ka ladka: i'm a complan boy.sardar ki ladki: i'm a complan girl.sardar: sala paida mene kiya or naam kisi or ka le rahe hai.

Santa ka ladka: i'm a complan boy.sardar ki ladki: i'm a complan girl.sardar: sala paida mene kiya or naam kisi or ka le rahe hai.

Three things in life that u should alwys take extra care of (1)Trust(2)promise(3)relation bcoz they dont make noise when they break!

Three things in life that u should alwys take extra care of
(1)Trust(2)promise(3)relation bcoz they dont make noise when they break!

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

"If you knew what I know about the power of giving; you would not let a single meal pass without sharing one way or the other"

"If you knew what I know about the power of giving; you would not let a single meal pass without sharing one way or the other"

Best "stand" is under"stand", Best"age"is colle"age", Best"work"is hard"work", Best"day"is to"day" and Best"end"is fri"end".

Best "stand" is under"stand", Best"age"is colle"age", Best"work"is hard"work", Best"day"is to"day" and Best"end"is fri"end".

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. Mark Twain

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Mark Twain