"The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees Opportunity in every difficulty"

"The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees Opportunity in every difficulty"

One day sardar was lying on beach. Then a european asked him,"are you RELAXING..?". Then he said, "No i am GOPAL SINGH !

One day sardar was lying on beach. Then a european asked him,"are you RELAXING..?". Then he said, "No i am GOPAL SINGH !

When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem.

When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem.

Govt. has passed a new rule! Beautiful grls n handsme boys've 2 pay personality tax! Dont smile i know u r safe! Oh my God.! i've 2 pay!

Govt. has passed a new rule! Beautiful grls n handsme boys've 2 pay personality tax! Dont smile i know u r safe! Oh my God.! i've 2 pay!

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you. Satchel Paige

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
Satchel Paige

Everything is changeable, everything appears and disappears there is no blissful peace until one passes beyond the agony of life and death.

Everything is changeable, everything appears and disappears there is no blissful peace until one passes beyond the agony of life and death.

Sell old newspaper, waste plastic, rusted iron,steel articles, milk covrs, waste magzins, take money frm dat RECHARGE UR CELL N MSG me

Sell old newspaper, waste plastic, rusted iron,steel articles, milk covrs, waste magzins, take money frm dat RECHARGE UR CELL N MSG me

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. Groucho Marx

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx

The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm. Luck is when opportunity knocks, and you answer.

The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm.
Luck is when opportunity knocks, and you answer.

A Banoer cum Sign Board In front of an IT company... "Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee.......... Leave them to us"

A Banoer cum Sign Board In front of an IT company... "Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee.......... Leave them to us"

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. Casey Stengel

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel

Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when whatever be the attitude of the body, the soul is on its knees.

Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when whatever be the attitude of the body, the soul is on its knees.

Tcher:BIJLI kaha se aati he? Santa:MAMA k ghar se.. Tcher:Wo kaise? Santa:Bijli jaane par papa kehte he "SAALO ne phir bijli katli"!

Tcher:BIJLI kaha se aati he? Santa:MAMA k ghar se.. Tcher:Wo kaise? Santa:Bijli jaane par papa kehte he "SAALO ne phir bijli katli"!

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. Charles M. Schulz

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.

Ladki eik aisi paheli, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli. Kharcha karo to bole,darling! I love u!, na karo toh bole, brother! Who r u?

Ladki eik aisi paheli, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli. Kharcha karo to bole,darling! I love u!, na karo toh bole, brother! Who r u?

If u lyk my SMS plz ask atleast 3 friends to join by sending ON SMSCOOKBOOK to 9870807070 so that I can keep sending your lots more ~ tupsyturvy.com

If u lyk my SMS plz ask atleast 3 friends to join by sending ON SMSCOOKBOOK to 9870807070 so that I can keep sending your lots more ~ tupsyturvy.com

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. Bill Cosby

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby

Never Conclude a Person on his present position because TIME has the Power to change an invaluable stone into a valuable Diamond

Never Conclude a Person on his present position because TIME has the Power to change an invaluable stone into a valuable Diamond

Do u remeber ur chldhood? Whn u went 2 a dol $hop n askd, "Uncle hw much cost 4 dat MONKEY dol?" & The shopkeeper rpld dat is a mirror child

Do u remeber ur chldhood? Whn u went 2 a dol $hop n askd, "Uncle hw much cost 4 dat MONKEY dol?" & The shopkeeper rpld dat is a mirror child

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. Hedy Lamarr

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr

"Trust Yourself; Think 4 Yourself; Act 4 Yourself; Speak 4 Yourself;Be Yourself; IMITATION is suicide"

"Trust Yourself; Think 4 Yourself; Act 4 Yourself; Speak 4 Yourself;Be Yourself; IMITATION is suicide"

Girl:Main tumhare liye sb kuchh chhod dungi. Boy:Parents? Girl:yah. Boy:friends? Girl:ya h. Boy:star plus? Girl:Muh sambhal ke bat kar kutte....

Girl:Main tumhare liye sb kuchh chhod dungi. Boy:Parents? Girl:yah. Boy:friends? Girl:ya h. Boy:star plus? Girl:Muh sambhal ke bat kar kutte....

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx

There is joy in work. There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something.

There is joy in work. There is no happiness except in the realization that we have accomplished something.

Santa: Yaar! Where does d sun go at night? Banta: It doesn't in anywhere.. It remains there.. But due to darkness we can not see it!

Santa: Yaar! Where does d sun go at night? Banta: It doesn't in anywhere.. It remains there.. But due to darkness we can not see it!

As I get older, I just prefer to knit. Tracey Ullman

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
Tracey Ullman

"Whether u think that you can or that you can't, you are usually right"

"Whether u think that you can or that you can't, you are usually right"

Jewellery Shop me P@ppu ki Zabardast Pitayi ho gayi. Kyu? Usne SalesGirl se kaha "Aapka 1-1 Item Ghazab ka hai,Aaj SONE ka kya Bhaw hai"

Jewellery Shop me P@ppu ki Zabardast Pitayi ho gayi. Kyu? Usne SalesGirl se kaha "Aapka 1-1 Item Ghazab ka hai,Aaj SONE ka kya Bhaw hai"

Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward. Marilyn vos Savant

Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.
Marilyn vos Savant

A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all other virtues.

A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all other virtues.

Think Big Think Positive Think Smart Think Beautiful Think Great I know,thatz too much for u, so here is a shortcut... JUST Think abt~ "ME"

Think Big Think Positive Think Smart Think Beautiful Think Great I know,thatz too much for u, so here is a shortcut... JUST Think abt~ "ME"

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

The wind of anger blows out the lamp of intelligence.

The wind of anger blows out the lamp of intelligence.

When u feel lonely & cant c any1 around.. Everything seems to b dark & far.. Com with me,Hold my hands,I'll take u to.. An EYE SPECIALIST!

When u feel lonely & cant c any1 around.. Everything seems to b dark & far.. Com with me,Hold my hands,I'll take u to.. An EYE SPECIALIST!

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did. Bette Davis

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
Bette Davis

Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take.

Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take.

Kid: Who's GOD? Mom: He is neithr male nor female, not child, not adult he loves only childrens . Kid :Michael jAkson...

Kid: Who's GOD? Mom: He is neithr male nor female, not child, not adult he loves only childrens . Kid :Michael jAkson...

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. Mark Twain

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
Mark Twain

Compromise:The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes that he gets the biggest piece.

Compromise:The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes that he gets the biggest piece.

RAJANI KANTH's new film climax! 10 Runs 2 win in 1 ball Rajni d batsmen hits d ball.it splits into 2 halves. 1 goes for 6 & the other for 4!

RAJANI KANTH's new film climax! 10 Runs 2 win in 1 ball Rajni d batsmen hits d ball.it splits into 2 halves. 1 goes for 6 & the other for 4!

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. Fred Allen

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Fred Allen

Many fine things can be done in a day if you don't always make that day tomorrow

Many fine things can be done in a day if you don't always make that day tomorrow

Meet in RAJASTAN, Love in PAKISTAN Marrage in DEVASTAN, Take Honymoon in AFGANISTAN,But dont bring ur population 2 our HINDUSTAN Jai hinD

Meet in RAJASTAN, Love in PAKISTAN Marrage in DEVASTAN, Take Honymoon in AFGANISTAN,But dont bring ur population 2 our HINDUSTAN Jai hinD

Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali

Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali

Apun wishing u a wonderful, super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi"

Apun wishing u a wonderful, super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi"

With gleam of Diyas And the Echo of the Chants May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

Wishng U HAPPY DIWALI I know Ye jaldi h par kya kru Bahut sari young,dashing smart Frnds ko wish Karna he Socha ki pehle BUZURGO ko nipta lu

Wishng U HAPPY DIWALI
I know Ye jaldi h
par kya kru
Bahut sari young,dashing
smart Frnds ko wish Karna he
Socha ki pehle BUZURGO ko nipta lu

car me baithi 1 ladki ne 1 bhikhari ko 1 rs dekar ashirvad dene ko kha.bhikhari: car me to baithi ho ab kya aasman me bethogi......

car me baithi 1 ladki ne 1 bhikhari ko 1 rs dekar ashirvad dene ko kha.bhikhari: car me to baithi ho ab kya aasman me bethogi......

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. Steven Wright

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Steven Wright

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance & conscientious stupidity"

"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance & conscientious stupidity"

Beta-Bapu akh ni khul rahi he pani lao. Bapu-Khud lele. Beta-laona Bapu-Khud leta h ya Lath maru Beta-Thik h jb lath marne ao to pani lana..

Beta-Bapu akh ni khul rahi he pani lao. Bapu-Khud lele. Beta-laona Bapu-Khud leta h ya Lath maru Beta-Thik h jb lath marne ao to pani lana..

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Steven Wright

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Steven Wright

Nothing is too late till the tired heart shall cease to palpate.

Nothing is too late till the tired heart shall cease to palpate.

Wife saw sign board- Banarasi sari 10/- Nylon sari 8/- Wife>give me 500 rupees I hav to buy. Husband>Andhi, ye istri ki dukaan ha.............

Wife saw sign board- Banarasi sari 10/- Nylon sari 8/- Wife>give me 500 rupees I hav to buy. Husband>Andhi, ye istri ki dukaan ha.............

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down.

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down.

Papu ka Bapu ko Jukham hua tha,to papu doctor bulane gya Dr-Jo kehna hai Mobile me kaho Papu-Bapu is In Vibration Mode Plz dr re-start him.

Papu ka Bapu ko Jukham hua tha,to papu doctor bulane gya Dr-Jo kehna hai Mobile me kaho Papu-Bapu is In Vibration Mode Plz dr re-start him.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. Robert Benchley

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley

If you have much, give of your wealth. If you have little, give of your heart.

If you have much, give of your wealth. If you have little, give of your heart.

Santa-Bhagwan Bimar ho gaye Hai Banta-Kya Bhagwan Bimar ho gye hai Santa-Haa,Wo Maa kah rahi hai Dr Gupta ko Bhagwan ji ne utha liya;)

Santa-Bhagwan Bimar ho gaye Hai Banta-Kya Bhagwan Bimar ho gye hai Santa-Haa,Wo Maa kah rahi hai Dr Gupta ko Bhagwan ji ne utha liya;)

Electricity is really just organized lightning. George Carlin

Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin

"You can fool some people for all the time, all people for some time, but not all people for all the time."

"You can fool some people for all the time, all people for some time, but not all people for all the time."

Two birds sitting on a tree.. A Shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other one fly away... Why? Sala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padenga!!

Two birds sitting on a tree.. A Shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other one fly away... Why? Sala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padenga!!

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. Josh Billings

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
Josh Billings

Boy 2 girl:Frnship karogi? G:Mere parents allow nhi karte. B:baat to aise kr rhi ho jaise mere parents ne to mujhe aashiq society ki membrshp dila di

Boy 2 girl:Frnship karogi? G:Mere parents allow nhi karte. B:baat to aise kr rhi ho jaise mere parents ne to mujhe aashiq society ki membrshp dila di

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. P. J. O'Rourke

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O'Rourke

What is confidence? 10 boys decided to propose a girl.. 9 boys came with roses, 1 boy came with "PANDIT". This is Called "CONFIDENCE"

What is confidence? 10 boys decided to propose a girl.. 9 boys came with roses, 1 boy came with "PANDIT". This is Called "CONFIDENCE"

"In the end we will remember not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends"

"In the end we will remember not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends"

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. Steven Wright

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright

What is the extreme limit of stupidity? Santa and banta sitting on a Rikshaw. and fighting for a corner seat.

What is the extreme limit of stupidity? Santa and banta sitting on a Rikshaw. and fighting for a corner seat.

"Learning gives creativity, creativity leads 2 thinking, thinking provides knowledge & knowledge makes u great.~ Dr.A.P.J. Abdul Kalam

"Learning gives creativity, creativity leads 2 thinking, thinking provides knowledge & knowledge makes u great.~ Dr.A.P.J. Abdul Kalam

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions. Victor Hugo

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
Victor Hugo

Taj mahal dekh kar Bola Shahjahan ka pota Taj mahal dekh kar Bola Shahjahan ka pota Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota Agar dada Aashiq na hota

Taj mahal dekh kar Bola Shahjahan ka pota Taj mahal dekh kar Bola Shahjahan ka pota Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota Agar dada Aashiq na hota

"If there is no struggle, there is no progress."

"If there is no struggle, there is no progress."

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. Bill Cosby

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
Bill Cosby

Husband 2 Hotel Mngr: Jaldi chalo,meri biwi khidki se kud kar jan dena chahti he. Mngr:Main kya karu? Hus:kamine!! Khidki nahi khul rahi

Husband 2 Hotel Mngr: Jaldi chalo,meri biwi khidki se kud kar jan dena chahti he. Mngr:Main kya karu? Hus:kamine!! Khidki nahi khul rahi

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz

58+2can sit in a bus,38+2in a mini bus,12+1in a van,,8+1in Sumo,5+1in car,3+1 in an auto,2+1 in bike,,But only1can sit in my,heart!,That's"U" MY DEAR

58+2can sit in a bus,38+2in a mini bus,12+1in a van,,8+1in Sumo,5+1in car,3+1 in an auto,2+1 in bike,,But only1can sit in my,heart!,That's"U" MY DEAR

"There is no misery where there is no want.The secret of life is not enjoyment,but education through experience".~Swami Vivekananda

"There is no misery where there is no want.The secret of life is not enjoyment,but education through experience".~Swami Vivekananda

For your information, I would like to ask a question. Samuel Goldwyn

For your information, I would like to ask a question.
Samuel Goldwyn

What doctors think when they say'let me see your medical history, (let me see if you've paid your last bill before i spend any time with you)

What doctors think when they say'let me see your medical history, (let me see if you've paid your last bill before i spend any time with you)

"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible." ~ Dalai Lama

"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible." ~ Dalai Lama

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain

Sharabi ek sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu- Ae murkh, main tujhe shraap deta hoon. Sharabi- Ruk jaao maharaj! Main GLASS le kar aata hoon. ....

Sharabi ek sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu- Ae murkh, main tujhe shraap deta hoon. Sharabi- Ruk jaao maharaj! Main GLASS le kar aata hoon. ....

True happiness depends on our actions and attitudes, not our circumstances

True happiness depends on our actions and attitudes, not our circumstances

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain

Interviewer: what is ur qualification? Santa: Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.d? Santa: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY..

Interviewer: what is ur qualification? Santa: Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.d? Santa: (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY..

A wise man gets more out of his enemies than a fool gets out of his friends.

A wise man gets more out of his enemies than a fool gets out of his friends.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
Steven Wright

Best offer available! >2day All India Spice 2 Spice, >BSNL 2 BSNL >Airtel 2 Airtel >Idea 2 Idea >Reliance 2 Reliance Totally Free! Just Mised Call...

Best offer available! >2day All India Spice 2 Spice, >BSNL 2 BSNL >Airtel 2 Airtel >Idea 2 Idea >Reliance 2 Reliance Totally Free! Just Mised Call...

The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works is the family. ~ Lee Iacocca

The only rock I know that stays steady, the only institution I know that works is the family. ~ Lee Iacocca

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. H. L. Mencken

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
H. L. Mencken