Identification of student >> 1.Books in bag-BIHAR 2.Book in hands-UP 3.Rolled book in jeans-MAHARASTRA 4.Without book but mobile in hands-DELHI

Identification of student >> 1.Books in bag-BIHAR 2.Book in hands-UP 3.Rolled book in jeans-MAHARASTRA 4.Without book but mobile in hands-DELHI

If parents want honest children - they must be honest themselves.

If parents want honest children - they must be honest themselves.

Share broker share ke bhav padh raha tha, itne me naukar ki awaj aai 'sahab, malkin niche gir gai hai'. Share broker bola- 'jaldi bech do'

No person will make a gr8 business who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit. --Carnegie

No person will make a gr8 business who wants to do it all himself or get all the credit. --Carnegie

Santa:Beta tere result ka kya hua? Beta:papa is class me 1 sal aur lagega ! Santa:koi baat nahi beta 2 sal lage ya 3, Bas Fail mat hona !

Santa:Beta tere result ka kya hua? Beta:papa is class me 1 sal aur lagega ! Santa:koi baat nahi beta 2 sal lage ya 3, Bas Fail mat hona !

"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth."

"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth."

Papa-Tum Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta? Beta-Teacher Ne Mara.. Papa-Tumne Kuch Galti Ki Hogi.. Beta-Nahi Papa,Main To Chup-Chap So Raha Tha.

Papa-Tum Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta? Beta-Teacher Ne Mara.. Papa-Tumne Kuch Galti Ki Hogi.. Beta-Nahi Papa,Main To Chup-Chap So Raha Tha.

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Pappu Samose k Andar ka Masala Kha Raha tha Dost- Ye kya kr Raha hai? Pappu- DR ne mujhe Bahar ka Khana khane ko mana kiya hai na.

Pappu Samose k Andar ka Masala Kha Raha tha Dost- Ye kya kr Raha hai? Pappu- DR ne mujhe Bahar ka Khana khane ko mana kiya hai na.

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.

Banta:Kal Muje 10 logo ne Pita. Santa:Phir tune kya kiya? B:Maine kaha salon 1-1 karke aao Santa:Phir? Banta:Phir kya, Salone 1 1 karke dubara pita...

Banta:Kal Muje 10 logo ne Pita. Santa:Phir tune kya kiya? B:Maine kaha salon 1-1 karke aao Santa:Phir? Banta:Phir kya, Salone 1 1 karke dubara pita...

She said she usually cried at least once each day, not because she was sad, but because the world was so beautiful... and life was so short

She said she usually cried at least once each day, not because she was sad, but because the world was so beautiful... and life was so short

Daku-Tera Naam? Lady-Rita Daku-Rita Meri Behen Ka Naam He, Ja Tuje Maaf Kia. Aur Tera? Santa-Santa, Par Log Pyar Se Muje RITA Kehte He

Daku-Tera Naam? Lady-Rita Daku-Rita Meri Behen Ka Naam He, Ja Tuje Maaf Kia. Aur Tera? Santa-Santa, Par Log Pyar Se Muje RITA Kehte He

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved.

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved.

Q:Wat if Malika Serawat plays d role of Draupadi in mahabharat? A:Duryodhn wud say 'pehle isko kapde to pehnao,tabhi to wastr haran karunga.

Q:Wat if Malika Serawat plays d role of Draupadi in mahabharat? A:Duryodhn wud say 'pehle isko kapde to pehnao,tabhi to wastr haran karunga.

I must accept life unconditionally. Most people ask for happiness on condition. Happiness can only be felt if you dont set any condition.

I must accept life unconditionally. Most people ask for happiness on condition. Happiness can only be felt if you dont set any condition.

In Park 2 luvers were eating chips by lukingin2 each oder eyes Boy> Wat r u think rite now? is abt me? GIRL> I think U r Eating More Chips dan me

In Park 2 luvers were eating chips by lukingin2 each oder eyes Boy> Wat r u think rite now? is abt me? GIRL> I think U r Eating More Chips dan me

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Son:Dad, Main Jawan Kab Banuga K Main Mummy Ko Bina Bataye Ghar K Bahar Ja Saku. Dad: Puttar Itna Jawan To Aajtak Main B Nahi Huwa

Son:Dad, Main Jawan Kab Banuga K Main Mummy Ko Bina Bataye Ghar K Bahar Ja Saku. Dad: Puttar Itna Jawan To Aajtak Main B Nahi Huwa

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. ~Albert Einstein

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. ~Albert Einstein

Banta : yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya , vaise hoya k si ? Santa: goli lagi si mathe vich, Banta : waheguru da shukar karo k akh bach gayi

Banta : yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya , vaise hoya k si ? Santa: goli lagi si mathe vich, Banta : waheguru da shukar karo k akh bach gayi

It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense.

It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense.

Marwadi:-Bhagwan tu manne 100rupyo deogo to 50 thane bi chadaungo. Thodi dur pe use 50 mil gaye. Marwadi:itno bhi bharoso koni tho PAHELE HI KAAT LIYO

Marwadi:-Bhagwan tu manne 100rupyo deogo to 50 thane bi chadaungo. Thodi dur pe use 50 mil gaye. Marwadi:itno bhi bharoso koni tho PAHELE HI KAAT LIYO

Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other.

Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other.

4 d 1st time introducing intelligent papu Papu:Ye kela kitne ka h?Salesman:Rs1 Papu:60ps me dega Slsman:60ps me sirf chilka dunga papu:Le 40ps,Kela de

4 d 1st time introducing intelligent papu Papu:Ye kela kitne ka h?Salesman:Rs1 Papu:60ps me dega Slsman:60ps me sirf chilka dunga papu:Le 40ps,Kela de

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon. ~~~ Albert Einstein

With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon. ~~~ Albert Einstein

Santa to banta "oye tu hr sms mujhe 2baar Q bejhta hai" banta wo is liye,k agar tuje 1 frwrd karna ho to 2sra to tere paas rehna chahiye na

Santa to banta "oye tu hr sms mujhe 2baar Q bejhta hai" banta wo is liye,k agar tuje 1 frwrd karna ho to 2sra to tere paas rehna chahiye na

If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right.

If you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing, you're right.

Pani ko b DAARU bna dete. Tere liye DAARU ke tub bhrwa dete. Kambkht pite nahi he hum Wrna tumhare liye "TAJ MAHAL"ko b DANCE BAR bnwa dete

Pani ko b DAARU bna dete. Tere liye DAARU ke tub bhrwa dete. Kambkht pite nahi he hum Wrna tumhare liye "TAJ MAHAL"ko b DANCE BAR bnwa dete

It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that others waste. ~~~ Henry Ford

It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that others waste. ~~~ Henry Ford

Santa:Mai Thermos laya hu, isme thandi cheez thandi & garam cheez garam rehti hai. Biwi: To usme apne kya bhara? Santa: 3Cup Coffee n 2Cup Pepsi

Santa:Mai Thermos laya hu, isme thandi cheez thandi & garam cheez garam rehti hai. Biwi: To usme apne kya bhara? Santa: 3Cup Coffee n 2Cup Pepsi

Traffic is like a bad dog. It isn't important to look both ways when crossing the street. It's more important to not show fear

Traffic is like a bad dog. It isn't important to look both ways when crossing the street. It's more important to not show fear

Ek baar santa road per ja raha tha tabhi usney ek cheez uthai aur phek di and he said "Saley log bhi tatti aisey kartey hai jaisey Samosa pada ho

Ek baar santa road per ja raha tha tabhi usney ek cheez uthai aur phek di and he said "Saley log bhi tatti aisey kartey hai jaisey Samosa pada ho

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

Happy Independence Day ! On Independence Day. Here I am wishing, Our dreams of a new tomorrow come true, For us…Now And Always!

Happy Independence Day !

On Independence Day.
Here I am wishing,
Our dreams of a new tomorrow come true,
For us…Now And Always!

31 States, 1618 Languages, 6400 Castes, 6 Religion, 6 Ethnic Groups, 29 Major festivals 1 Country Proud 2b Indian! Happy Independence Day

31 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religion,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major festivals
1 Country
Proud 2b Indian!
Happy Independence Day

Wife-Suniyeji Aapka Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kar Rha He, Aap Use Rokte Kyu Nhi? Sardar-Me Use Kyu Roku? Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya

Wife-Suniyeji Aapka Dost Galat Ladki Se Shadi Kar Rha He, Aap Use Rokte Kyu Nhi? Sardar-Me Use Kyu Roku? Usne Muje Roka Tha Kya

Dont love a friend like a flower,Because a flower dies in season. Love them like a river Because a river flows forever...

Dont love a friend like a flower,Because a flower dies in season.
Love them like a river Because a river flows forever...

Santa:-Sharab pite pite rone laga Banta:-Kya hua, ro kyu rahe ho? Santa:-Yar jis ladki ko bhulane ke liye pe raha tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha

Santa:-Sharab pite pite rone laga Banta:-Kya hua, ro kyu rahe ho? Santa:-Yar jis ladki ko bhulane ke liye pe raha tha uska naam yaad nahi aa raha

We always look n care 4 persons whom we love most..But v fail 2 look back those who love us d most..Don't mis them in life!

We always look n care 4 persons whom we love most..But v fail 2 look back those who love us d most..Don't mis them in life!

Santa:Tum Kitne Saal se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho? Halwai:30 Saal Se..! Santa:Badi Sharm Ki Bat he Tumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..! ;)

Santa:Tum Kitne Saal se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho? Halwai:30 Saal Se..! Santa:Badi Sharm Ki Bat he Tumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..! ;)

Good Friends CARE 4 each other!Close Friends UNDERSTAND each other! But True Friends STAY 4ever..Beyond words, beyond time!!!

Good Friends CARE 4 each other!Close Friends UNDERSTAND each other!
But True Friends STAY 4ever..Beyond words, beyond time!!!

Mummy: jo mera sabse jyada kehna manega, usse hi me ye saari toffies dungi. Sonu: tab to ye saari toffee papa ko hi milengi

"Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish"

"Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish"

Pati: Shri Krishan ki 3 Raniya Thi.Is Hisab se m 2 shaadi Aur Kar sakta Hoon. Biwi Boli: Bs itna Yaad Rakhna ke Draupdi ke bhi 5 pati the

Pati: Shri Krishan ki 3 Raniya Thi.Is Hisab se m 2 shaadi Aur Kar sakta Hoon. Biwi Boli: Bs itna Yaad Rakhna ke Draupdi ke bhi 5 pati the

"Attittude shud be used where required, else turns into arrogance"

"Attittude shud be used where required, else turns into arrogance"

Ek admi chupke se nark se swarg me ghus gaya Farishto ne use khub mara Wo utha,kapde jhade or bola isi harkat k karan koi swarg me nai aata

Ek admi chupke se nark se swarg me ghus gaya Farishto ne use khub mara Wo utha,kapde jhade or bola isi harkat k karan koi swarg me nai aata

Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so,you are insulting yourself.

Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so,you are insulting yourself.

Americans said mobile was invented by us Japanese said SIM card was invented by us Indians proudly say "Missed Calls were invented by us"

Americans said mobile was invented by us Japanese said SIM card was invented by us Indians proudly say "Missed Calls were invented by us"

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living & your belief will help create the fact.

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living & your belief will help create the fact.

A doctor wants 2 keep his name infront of his clinic as. 'Dr.R.K Psychotherapist' Santa was the painter n he wrote Dr.R.K"Psycho the rapist"

Try to answer this: "what would you attempt to do if you know you would not fail?"

Try to answer this:
"what would you attempt to do if you know you would not fail?"

Ek aadmi telescope se aasmaan dekh raha tha. Aasman se ek tara tuta, tabhi paas khada bachha chillaya- Wah boss! Kya nishana lagaya hai

Ek aadmi telescope se aasmaan dekh raha tha. Aasman se ek tara tuta, tabhi paas khada bachha chillaya- Wah boss! Kya nishana lagaya hai

"To understand your parents love; you must raise children yourself...!" - Chinese Proverb

"To understand your parents love; you must raise children yourself...!"
- Chinese Proverb

Y doctor's prescriptions is impsible 2 Read? Coz dey hv n exclusive Msg only 4 d chemist-"Maine Patien ko loot liya,Ab teri bari hai."

Y doctor's prescriptions is impsible 2 Read? Coz dey hv n exclusive Msg only 4 d chemist-"Maine Patien ko loot liya,Ab teri bari hai."

"When u r up in life, ur friends get to know who u are. But when u r down in life, u get to know who ur friends are."

"When u r up in life, ur friends get to know who u are. But when u r down in life, u get to know who ur friends are."

Police to santa-Tumhara dost kaise mara? SANTA-nhi janta.usne bola"mere pet me chuhe kud rahe hai".To maine use chuhe marne ki DAWA khila di

Police to santa-Tumhara dost kaise mara? SANTA-nhi janta.usne bola"mere pet me chuhe kud rahe hai".To maine use chuhe marne ki DAWA khila di

Only a life lived in the service to others is worth living. ~ Albert Einstein

Only a life lived in the service to others is worth living. ~ Albert Einstein

Teacher:What is Common Between KRISHNA, RAAM, GAANDHI & JESUS?? Santai:"They all Are Born On Government HOLIDAY!"

Teacher:What is Common Between KRISHNA, RAAM, GAANDHI & JESUS?? Santai:"They all Are Born On Government HOLIDAY!"

He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses much more; He who loses faith, loses all.

He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses much more; He who loses faith, loses all.

Santa was chatting with his Girl Friend GF: Its so boring dear Santa: Shall I send one non-veg msg GF: OK Santa: I am eating fish...!!!

Santa was chatting with his Girl Friend GF: Its so boring dear Santa: Shall I send one non-veg msg GF: OK Santa: I am eating fish...!!!

CHARACTER is like a TREE and REPUTATION like a SHADOW. The SHADOW is what we think of it; the TREE is the REAL THING.- Abraham Lincoln

CHARACTER is like a TREE and REPUTATION like a SHADOW. The SHADOW is what we think of it; the TREE is the REAL THING.- Abraham Lincoln

Shayari 4 u Arz hai Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) 2 Minute ruk Main Susu karke aaya..

Shayari 4 u Arz hai Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) 2 Minute ruk Main Susu karke aaya..

When you do common things in an uncommon ways; You will demand attention of the world.

When you do common things in an uncommon ways; You will demand attention of the world.