Ek aadmi pareshan ho kar Ae bhagwan aisi zindagi se to Maut achi tabhi yamdut aa gaya Bola chalo Aadmi bhagwan ab kya insaan Mazak b na kare.

Ek aadmi pareshan ho kar Ae bhagwan aisi zindagi se to Maut achi tabhi yamdut aa gaya Bola chalo Aadmi bhagwan ab kya insaan Mazak b na kare.

All too often we know what we should do but we don't do what we know!

All too often we know what we should do but we don't do what we know!

1 truck dusre truck ko rasi bandkar leja rhe the Ye dekh kr santa has-has k pagal hogaya Aur kehne laga 1 rassi ko lejane k liye 2-2 truck.

1 truck dusre truck ko rasi bandkar leja rhe the Ye dekh kr santa has-has k pagal hogaya Aur kehne laga 1 rassi ko lejane k liye 2-2 truck.

Your country requires heroes; be heroes; your duty is to go on working, and then everything will follow of itself. - Vivekananda

Your country requires heroes; be heroes; your duty is to go on working, and then
everything will follow of itself. - Vivekananda

Santa Roz kitchen me sahakar ka dibba khol ke dekhta or wapas rakh deta Biwi ne karan pucha to bola Dr. ne kaha mujhe daily SUGAR check karo

Santa Roz kitchen me sahakar ka dibba khol ke dekhta or wapas rakh deta Biwi ne karan pucha to bola Dr. ne kaha mujhe daily SUGAR check karo

"The meeting of 2 personalities is like the contact of 2 chemical substances:if there is any reaction, both r transformed"

"The meeting of 2 personalities is like the contact of 2 chemical substances:if there is any reaction, both r transformed"

Santa:Doc Saab,me Chashma laga k pad to sakonga? Doc:Haan,bilkul. Santa:To phir thek he doc Saab varna Anpad admi ki zindagi bhi koi zndagi hai

Santa:Doc Saab,me Chashma laga k pad to sakonga? Doc:Haan,bilkul. Santa:To phir thek he doc Saab varna Anpad admi ki zindagi bhi koi zndagi hai

"Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do."

"Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do."

A student asked 2 write a signboard 4 d traffic rules near college campus he wrote;"Drive carefully! Don't kill students, wait for teachers"

A student asked 2 write a signboard 4 d traffic rules near college campus he wrote;"Drive carefully! Don't kill students, wait for teachers"

Yesterday ended last night. Every day is a new begining. Learn the skill of forgetting. And move on

Yesterday ended last night. Every day is a new begining. Learn the skill of forgetting. And move on

Santa ka dhaba>> Customer: Oye santa teri lassi me makkhi hai. Santa:-oye chupkar.Dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi piyegi

Santa ka dhaba>> Customer: Oye santa teri lassi me makkhi hai. Santa:-oye chupkar.Dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi piyegi

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.

The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bomb are 1) A girl 's smile and 2) her tears which can make the boys to do anything. Beware

The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bomb are 1) A girl 's smile and 2) her tears which can make the boys to do anything. Beware

"Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless".

"Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless".

Doctor & Santa love same girl.Santa gives her Apple everyday. Girl asks Santa reason of giving Apple daily? Santa:AN APPLE A DAY,KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAy

Doctor & Santa love same girl.Santa gives her Apple everyday. Girl asks Santa reason of giving Apple daily? Santa:AN APPLE A DAY,KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAy

Some goals are so precious; its glorious even to fail

Some goals are so precious; its glorious even to fail

Santa ki wife inspecter se Mera husband 1 hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aya :( Inspector bola to behan kuch or paka lo :(

Santa ki wife inspecter se Mera husband 1 hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aya :( Inspector bola to behan kuch or paka lo :(

"Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward"

"Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward"

Husband asks wife-SHADI se pehle tumhra koi boyfrnd tha? After a long silence of wife Husband-teri is khamoshi ko mein kya samju? Wife- ginne to de

Husband asks wife-SHADI se pehle tumhra koi boyfrnd tha? After a long silence of wife Husband-teri is khamoshi ko mein kya samju? Wife- ginne to de

Do not count what u hv lost. Just see what u hv now, bcoz past never comes back. but sometimes future can give us back our lost thing.

Do not count what u hv lost. Just see what u hv now, bcoz past never comes back.
but sometimes future can give us back our lost thing.

Santa ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to Dr. ne kaha k 'TEST' honge, Santa: Inki umar zyada hai, TEST nahi ONE DAY ya T-20 karwa lo

Santa ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to Dr. ne kaha k 'TEST' honge, Santa: Inki umar zyada hai, TEST nahi ONE DAY ya T-20 karwa lo

Things Don't Turn up in this world Until Somebody Turns them Up.

Things Don't Turn up in this world Until Somebody Turns them Up.

1 Solid Bewda Daaru Pe pe k Mar gaya Lekin us ki Daaru k Prati Shraddha nhi Mari, Marte Samey- "DAARU TO THEEK THI,MERA LIVER HI KAMZOR THA'

1 Solid Bewda Daaru Pe pe k Mar gaya Lekin us ki Daaru k Prati Shraddha nhi Mari, Marte Samey- "DAARU TO THEEK THI,MERA LIVER HI KAMZOR THA'

"Its Better to light a small candle then to curse the darkness..."

"Its Better to light a small candle then to curse the darkness..."

Marwadi: ZARA tuthbrush dena,mera brush ka 1 baal tut gaya hai. Shopkiper: 1 bal tuta to naya q le rhe ho? Marwadi: JO tuta tha vo akhri tha

Marwadi: ZARA tuthbrush dena,mera brush ka 1 baal tut gaya hai. Shopkiper: 1 bal tuta to naya q le rhe ho? Marwadi: JO tuta tha vo akhri tha

Life's blows cannot break a person whose spirit is warmed at the fire of enthusiasm

Life's blows cannot break a person whose spirit is warmed at the fire of enthusiasm

If U Have Any Problems Bindas Tell Me, I'll Help U. If U Don't Have Any Problems Bindas Tell Me, I'll Create Some For U After All, dost hai

If U Have Any Problems Bindas Tell Me, I'll Help U. If U Don't Have Any Problems Bindas Tell Me, I'll Create Some For U After All, dost hai

"The mist turns to light, Morning takes over the night. Another beautiful day dawning,its time to wish you a very Good Morning!"

"The mist turns to light, Morning takes over the night.
Another beautiful day dawning,its time to wish you a very Good Morning!"

Ek bus driver ki seat ke peche likha tha "Agar khuda ne chaha to manzil tak pahucha dunga Agar chuki nazar to maa kasam khuda se mila dunga"

Ek bus driver ki seat ke peche likha tha "Agar khuda ne chaha to manzil tak pahucha dunga Agar chuki nazar to maa kasam khuda se mila dunga"

Hi hw r u.. R u free dis Sunday?Can u cum wid us 2 Delhi 9am? Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of ZOO. We got all the animals except u

Hi hw r u.. R u free dis Sunday?Can u cum wid us 2 Delhi 9am? Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of ZOO. We got all the animals except u

If you want to make peace with your enemy, you have to work with your enemy. Then he becomes your partner.

If you want to make peace with your enemy, you have to work with your enemy. Then he becomes your partner.

U R miles away from me, Still iM watching ur every movements by 3 different CHANNELS:- 1.Discovery, 2.National Geography, 3.Animal Planet

U R miles away from me, Still iM watching ur every movements by 3 different CHANNELS:- 1.Discovery, 2.National Geography, 3.Animal Planet

One Day all villagers decided to pray for rain.On the day of prayer all people gathered & only 1 boy come with umbrella.THATS CONFIDENCE

One Day all villagers decided to pray for rain.On the day of prayer all people gathered & only 1 boy come with umbrella.THATS CONFIDENCE

What has technology done? Ek time vo tha jab msg kabuter se bhejte the ek aaj ka time hai jisme hum sms kabutar ko bhejte hain. Hurrr

What has technology done? Ek time vo tha jab msg kabuter se bhejte the ek aaj ka time hai jisme hum sms kabutar ko bhejte hain. Hurrr

Men only take their needs into consideration; never their abilities.

Men only take their needs into consideration; never their abilities.

"The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique."

"The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique."

Santa at bar in New York. A Man says 'Johny Walker single' Another one says 'Peter Scotch single' Santa says 'Santa Singh Maried'

Santa at bar in New York. A Man says 'Johny Walker single' Another one says 'Peter Scotch single' Santa says 'Santa Singh Maried'

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you

1 Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha Musafir Ne Pucha Darr Nahi Lagta? Aadmi-Darne Ki Kya Baat He Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya

1 Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha Musafir Ne Pucha Darr Nahi Lagta? Aadmi-Darne Ki Kya Baat He Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya

If you judge people, you have no time to love them." -- Mother Teresa

If you judge people, you have no time to love them." -- Mother Teresa

Puri botal na sahi 1 jam ho jae, Mulakat na sahi dua salam ho jae, E khuda jinki yad me hum bimar ho gae Unhe kam se kam jukam to ho jae.

Puri botal na sahi 1 jam ho jae, Mulakat na sahi dua salam ho jae, E khuda jinki yad me hum bimar ho gae Unhe kam se kam jukam to ho jae.

"Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure."

"Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure."

Santa saw very High BSNL tower & RedLight glowing on the top and said "INDIA is developing fast, See the traffic light for Aeroplanes

Santa saw very High BSNL tower & RedLight glowing on the top and said "INDIA is developing fast, See the traffic light for Aeroplanes

"The manner of giving is worth more than the gift."

"The manner of giving is worth more than the gift."

Sardr:U have cheated me. Shopekeeper:How? Sardr:U said this is American made radio.But,when i put it on,it said:"This is All India Radio.

Sardr:U have cheated me. Shopekeeper:How? Sardr:U said this is American made radio.But,when i put it on,it said:"This is All India Radio.

"We must make the best of those ills which cannot be avoided."

"We must make the best of those ills which cannot be avoided."

Santa Ki Dadi Mar Gayi. 3-4 Admi Bole Maa Hame Bhi Le Jati Apne Saath... Santa- Chup Ho Jao Kamino Maa Kya SCORPIO Karke Gayi He

Santa Ki Dadi Mar Gayi. 3-4 Admi Bole Maa Hame Bhi Le Jati Apne Saath... Santa- Chup Ho Jao Kamino Maa Kya SCORPIO Karke Gayi He

"It is not every question that deserves an answer."

"It is not every question that deserves an answer."

Attitude of girls Whn a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 min, 4ward dat to her frnds n then replies d boy i dont like that kind of msg

Attitude of girls Whn a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 min, 4ward dat to her frnds n then replies d boy i dont like that kind of msg

"The more you know the less you need to say."

"The more you know the less you need to say."

Funny But True Fact Relation Between Today's Husband & Wife- They Can Toch Each other But They cannot touch each other's Mobile phone

Funny But True Fact Relation Between Today's Husband & Wife- They Can Toch Each other But They cannot touch each other's Mobile phone

"It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers."

"It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers."

Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gayeTujhe apna banate banate begane ho gayePukar le 1 bar yar se ae dostBandar ki awaz sune zmane ho gya

Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gayeTujhe apna banate banate begane ho gayePukar le 1 bar yar se ae dostBandar ki awaz sune zmane ho gya

"When you blame others, you give up your power to change."

"When you blame others, you give up your power to change."

Santa cricket ground mein.Security Guard:Cricket match khatam ho gaya tum ab tak kyon baithe ho? Santa:Oye yaar, Highlights k liye ruka hun.

Santa cricket ground mein.Security Guard:Cricket match khatam ho gaya tum ab tak kyon baithe ho? Santa:Oye yaar, Highlights k liye ruka hun.

"Nobody can be successful if he doesn't love his work, love his job."

"Nobody can be successful if he doesn't love his work, love his job."

Bus accident:- A man crying O! my hand was cut down "santa:y r u crying Control urself Dont cry.C that man,He has lost his head n very silent

Bus accident:- A man crying O! my hand was cut down "santa:y r u crying Control urself Dont cry.C that man,He has lost his head n very silent

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Pundit:- Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi. Boy: Wow,kya bat hai. pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahi hai. 1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hai

Pundit:- Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi. Boy: Wow,kya bat hai. pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahi hai. 1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hai

"You create your opportunities by asking for them."

"You create your opportunities by asking for them."