One american boy giving interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father? His mother says: please ask simple questions madam!

One american boy giving interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father? His mother says: please ask simple questions madam!

"Time is what we want most, but what we use worst."

"Time is what we want most, but what we use worst."

The Most Illuminating Saying Ever: "If ur Father is a Poor Man, Its ur Destiny.. But if ur Father-in-law is a Poor Man.. ts ur Stupidity! >Gary Sanet

The Most Illuminating Saying Ever: "If ur Father is a Poor Man, Its ur Destiny.. But if ur Father-in-law is a Poor Man.. ts ur Stupidity! >Gary Sanet

"We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men."

"We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men."

Bhagvan ka diya Sab kuch h,Balance h,Phone h,Network h,Itna rutba h,Ki kisiko bhi misscall karu to msg ki line lag sakti h,Bas 1 aap ke msg ki kami he

Bhagvan ka diya Sab kuch h,Balance h,Phone h,Network h,Itna rutba h,Ki kisiko bhi misscall karu to msg ki line lag sakti h,Bas 1 aap ke msg ki kami he

"Be not afraid of life, Believe that life is worth living & ur belief will help create the fact"

"Be not afraid of life, Believe that life is worth living & ur belief will help create the fact"

Wen u propose a girl,its Direct Marketing;Wen u cal her,its Tele Marketing;Wen c walks 2u,its Brand Recognition;Wen she slaps u,its Custmer Feedback

Wen u propose a girl,its Direct Marketing;Wen u cal her,its Tele Marketing;Wen c walks 2u,its Brand Recognition;Wen she slaps u,its Custmer Feedback

"A group of donkeys led by a lion, can defeat a group of lions led by a donkey." Leadership makes a real difference...

"A group of donkeys led by a lion, can defeat a group of lions led by a donkey."
Leadership makes a real difference...

Money can buy bed but not sleep >Money can buy house but not rest So transfer all your money to my account & be happy

Money can buy bed but not sleep >Money can buy house but not rest So transfer all your money to my account & be happy

You learn as much from those who have failed as from those who have succeeded. --Michael Johnson

You learn as much from those who have failed as from those who have succeeded.
--Michael Johnson

Santa to Banta- oye agar neend na aaey to kya kia jaey? BANTA:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye

Santa to Banta- oye agar neend na aaey to kya kia jaey? BANTA:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye

"Intelligence might take you to the top; but believe me; it takes character to stay there"

"Intelligence might take you to the top; but believe me; it takes character to stay there"

Whiskey+Water=injurious 2health >Brandy+Water=injurious 2health >Rum+Water=injurious 2 health >Gin+Water=Injurious too >So don't use water

Whiskey+Water=injurious 2health >Brandy+Water=injurious 2health >Rum+Water=injurious 2 health >Gin+Water=Injurious too >So don't use water

"I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn't have the heart to let him down..."~Abraham Lincoln

"I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn't have the heart to let him down..."~Abraham Lincoln

Santa Singh was walking down d street wen he saw a banana peel on da roadside. HE EXCLAIMED- oops today i m again going to fall on that

Santa Singh was walking down d street wen he saw a banana peel on da roadside. HE EXCLAIMED- oops today i m again going to fall on that

"A winner listens, a loser just waits until it's their turn to talk".

"A winner listens, a loser just waits until it's their turn to talk".

When I cry no 1 sees my tears,When m worried no1 sees my pain,When m happy no1 sees my smile Bt Saala 1 ladki k sath ghumo to sari duniya dekhti hai

When I cry no 1 sees my tears,When m worried no1 sees my pain,When m happy no1 sees my smile Bt Saala 1 ladki k sath ghumo to sari duniya dekhti hai

Truth is what stands the test of experience.Imagination is more important than knowledge...

Truth is what stands the test of experience.Imagination is more important than knowledge...

Ek dost dusre se: yar aaj meri GIRL FRND ka birthday hai,Use kya du. 2sra: dekhne me kesi h? 1dost: achi hai 2sra: To fir mera number de de

Ek dost dusre se: yar aaj meri GIRL FRND ka birthday hai,Use kya du. 2sra: dekhne me kesi h? 1dost: achi hai 2sra: To fir mera number de de

"An Enemy takes up more space in Our head than .A Friend ..In Our Heart"

"An Enemy takes up more space in Our head than .A Friend ..In Our Heart"

Teacher:If ur dad has Rs10 n u ask him for Rs5,how much wud ur dad still have? student:Rs10. Tcher:U Dont know maths.student:You dont know my father

Teacher:If ur dad has Rs10 n u ask him for Rs5,how much wud ur dad still have? student:Rs10. Tcher:U Dont know maths.student:You dont know my father

"Life is d hardest moment to face..No sympathy for losers..... its a race.."

"Life is d hardest moment to face..No sympathy for losers..... its a race.."

Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. Santa shouted:Oye R u Mad?V r already 3, don't have seat 4 u.

Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. Santa shouted:Oye R u Mad?V r already 3, don't have seat 4 u.

In the chase between Cat & Mouse,Mouse mostly wins.Bcoz Cat is running 4 its food & Mouse 4 its life. Remember PURPOSE is more imp than need!

In the chase between Cat & Mouse,Mouse mostly wins.Bcoz Cat is running 4 its food & Mouse 4 its life. Remember PURPOSE is more imp than need!

MUNNA: Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?MAMU: B.A. MUNNA: Aila do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta!

MUNNA: Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai?MAMU: B.A. MUNNA: Aila do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta!

Hearts of people are like wild beasts. They attach themselves to those who love and train them

Hearts of people are like wild beasts. They attach themselves to those who love and train them

Sardar: is mirror ki kya gurantee hai Shopkeeper aap isko 100 floor se niche girooe ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tutega Sardar: wow!! Pak it

Sardar: is mirror ki kya gurantee hai Shopkeeper aap isko 100 floor se niche girooe ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tutega Sardar: wow!! Pak it

Every achievement you see, see as a beginning. Appreciate the richness that is, and you'll be creating even more.

Every achievement you see, see as a beginning. Appreciate the richness that is, and you'll be creating even more.

Sir jo sabse nalayak hai vo khada ho jaye 1 bacha khada hua sir-tum mante ho ki tum nalayak ho bacha-aap akele khade ache nahi lag rahe the

Sir jo sabse nalayak hai vo khada ho jaye 1 bacha khada hua sir-tum mante ho ki tum nalayak ho bacha-aap akele khade ache nahi lag rahe the

The man who has CONFIDENCE in himself gains the confidence of others.Concentration comes out of a combination of CONFIDENCE and hunge

The man who has CONFIDENCE in himself gains the confidence of others.Concentration comes out of a combination of CONFIDENCE and hunge

1st class me Student apne papa se Student:papa aj mam ne 1sawal pucha jiska jawab sirf mujhe hi pata tha Papu:Blackboard pr susu kisne kiya hai

1st class me Student apne papa se Student:papa aj mam ne 1sawal pucha jiska jawab sirf mujhe hi pata tha Papu:Blackboard pr susu kisne kiya hai

"BE USEFUL TO OTHERS & NEVER BE USED BY OTHERS..." -think of it.Feel the difference

"BE USEFUL TO OTHERS & NEVER BE USED BY OTHERS..." -think of it.Feel the difference

Lady:Doctor! Plz cal my husband inside. Dr:Trust me,i am a gentleman Lady:no Dr,ur nurse is sitting outside& my husband is not a gentleman

Lady:Doctor! Plz cal my husband inside. Dr:Trust me,i am a gentleman Lady:no Dr,ur nurse is sitting outside& my husband is not a gentleman

"The shortest way to do many things is to do only one thing at once."

"The shortest way to do many things is to do only one thing at once."

Wife:Tum Bahar Jate Ho To Main Hamesha Ghabrati Rehti Hu. Pati:Dont Worry Main Zaldi Aaunga. Wife: Tumhari Isi Harkat Se To Mei Ghabrati Hu

Wife:Tum Bahar Jate Ho To Main Hamesha Ghabrati Rehti Hu. Pati:Dont Worry Main Zaldi Aaunga. Wife: Tumhari Isi Harkat Se To Mei Ghabrati Hu

"We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from life."

"We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from life."

Wife: Yaha kyu khade ho..? FATTU:Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hu..! Wife:To jao na khade kyu ho? FATTU:Kaise jau..bahar kutta khada hai.

Wife: Yaha kyu khade ho..? FATTU:Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hu..! Wife:To jao na khade kyu ho? FATTU:Kaise jau..bahar kutta khada hai.

Because I have loved life,I shall have no sorrow to die.

Because I have loved life,I shall have no sorrow to die.

Na 'sachhai' badi, Na 'Khuddari' Badi, Na 'Bhalai' Badi, Na 'Imandari' Badi, Bada Wo Hai Jiske Ghar ke Bahar 'Ferrari motor' he Khadi.

Na 'sachhai' badi, Na 'Khuddari' Badi, Na 'Bhalai' Badi, Na 'Imandari' Badi, Bada Wo Hai Jiske Ghar ke Bahar 'Ferrari motor' he Khadi.

"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough"

"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough"

A true frnd is 1 who c d first tear in ur eyes, Catches d second n stops d third.if 4th 1 comes he slaps u n says- NAUTANKI BANDH KAR BEY!!

A true frnd is 1 who c d first tear in ur eyes, Catches d second n stops d third.if 4th 1 comes he slaps u n says- NAUTANKI BANDH KAR BEY!!

"We learn something everyday; and lot of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong."

"We learn something everyday; and lot of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong."

Maths teacher to BAPU, : "if u had 1000 Rs in ur pocket n 1000 Rs in another pocket, what would u think ?" BAPU:"AA PENT KONU CHE"

Maths teacher to BAPU, : "if u had 1000 Rs in ur pocket n 1000 Rs in another pocket, what would u think ?" BAPU:"AA PENT KONU CHE"

When it rains all the birds fly for Shelter,But Eagle Alone Avoids the Rain by Flying Above the Clouds

When it rains all the birds fly for Shelter,But Eagle Alone Avoids the Rain by Flying Above the Clouds

Ek baar Santa bina Jali bidi pi rha tha Banta:Yaar bidi se koi dhua nahi aa raha hai?? Santa:Kar di na phir wohi baat,Ye "CNG" bidi hai.!!

Ek baar Santa bina Jali bidi pi rha tha Banta:Yaar bidi se koi dhua nahi aa raha hai?? Santa:Kar di na phir wohi baat,Ye "CNG" bidi hai.!!

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. --Charles Reade

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. --Charles Reade

Interviewer=Give me the opposite words Dipu=Ok Interviewer=Made in India Dipu=Destroyed in Pakistan Intervwer=Maxi Mum Dipu=Mini Dad..!

Interviewer=Give me the opposite words Dipu=Ok Interviewer=Made in India Dipu=Destroyed in Pakistan Intervwer=Maxi Mum Dipu=Mini Dad..!

"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on."

"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on."

"The worst thing in this world, next to anarchy, is government."

"The worst thing in this world, next to anarchy, is government."

"There are three classes of men; lovers of wisdom, lovers of honor, and lovers of gain."

"There are three classes of men; lovers of wisdom, lovers of honor, and lovers of gain."

"The world can only be grasped by action, not by contemplation."

"The world can only be grasped by action, not by contemplation."

"When you blame others, you give up your power to change."

"When you blame others, you give up your power to change."

"History never looks like history when you are living through it."

"History never looks like history when you are living through it."

"It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion."

"It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion."

"Set your goals high, and don't stop till you get there."

"Set your goals high, and don't stop till you get there."

Good books are gold mines.

Good books are gold mines.