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2 beggars met. 2 software engineers met. Both asked same question 2 each other.Guess What. So? Which platform are u working on?

2 beggars met.

2 software engineers met.

Both asked same question 2 each other.Guess What.


So? Which platform are u working on?

Dusra tajmahal ban jayega ! Bharat pakistan 1 ho jayega ! Insan chand par rehne jayega ! Par aapke sms ka mahurat kab aaye ga?

Dusra tajmahal ban jayega ! Bharat pakistan 1 ho jayega ! Insan chand par rehne jayega ! Par aapke sms ka mahurat kab aaye ga?

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Socho, Agar SMS receive karne ka charge hota to kya hota.? socho..Socho. Aaj meri wajah se aap road pe hote.

Socho,

Agar SMS receive karne ka charge hota to kya hota.?




socho..Socho.

Aaj meri wajah se aap road pe hote.

Solve this puzzle : Wen bullet was fired on Dog, Tiger died. Why? Think Bcoz d dog's name was tiger.

Solve this puzzle : Wen bullet was fired on Dog, Tiger died. Why? Think Bcoz d dog's name was tiger.

SANTA Ur Son Is Dead After Hearng dis Santa Jumps Frm50th Flor 35Flr He Realizs:I Dont Hav Son 20Flr:I m Not Marrid & 3rdFlr:SHIT I m Banta

SANTA Ur Son Is Dead After Hearng dis Santa Jumps Frm50th Flor 35Flr He Realizs:I Dont Hav Son 20Flr:I m Not Marrid & 3rdFlr:SHIT I m Banta

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A guy had 6 fingers & his frnds used to call him ANUPAM guess why? : : : : : : : B'coz his name was ANUPAM Send JOIN SMSCOOKBOOK to 9870807070

A guy had 6 fingers & his frnds used to call him ANUPAM guess why? : : : : : : : B'coz his name was ANUPAM Send JOIN SMSCOOKBOOK to 9870807070

MAFI NAMA Agar Meri Raat Ko Msgs Bhejne Ki Aadat Se Aap Pareshan Hai to Aap Apna Mobile Toilet me fek dena NA RAHEGA BAS NA BAJEGI BASURI

MAFI NAMA Agar Meri Raat Ko Msgs Bhejne Ki Aadat Se Aap Pareshan Hai to Aap Apna Mobile Toilet me fek dena NA RAHEGA BAS NA BAJEGI BASURI

Khush to bahut honge ap k chalo hamra sms aa gya : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Par hum b bahut chalak he,humne padhne layak kuch likha hi nhi.

Khush to bahut honge ap k chalo hamra sms aa gya : : : : : : : : : : : : : : Par hum b bahut chalak he,humne padhne layak kuch likha hi nhi.

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Papa-Tumhe Mana kiya tha Na use Baat nai Karne Ko Dipu-Sorry Papa Mujhe Ghajini Hogaya tha Papa-Ghajni wo kya he Dipu-Short Term Memory Loss

Papa-Tumhe Mana kiya tha Na use Baat nai Karne Ko Dipu-Sorry Papa Mujhe Ghajini Hogaya tha Papa-Ghajni wo kya he Dipu-Short Term Memory Loss

Kya ankhen Kya chehra tumne paya hai Aisa lagta hai Jaise pipal k ped se koi BhOoT Utar k aaya hai Bura laga? Toh wapas ped pe chad jao

Kya ankhen Kya chehra tumne paya hai Aisa lagta hai Jaise pipal k ped se koi BhOoT Utar k aaya hai Bura laga? Toh wapas ped pe chad jao

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Always admire d things, god has created, look in d mirror & say, "he cudnt hv done anything better than this" then think of ME & say HE DID

Always admire d things, god has created, look in d mirror & say, "he cudnt hv done anything better than this" then think of ME & say HE DID

Santa-ladki fasani ati hai? Banta-nahi Santa-Phle1 kagz ka jahaz bna fir use class me uda do.Jb sir puche to ldki ka nam laga de,BAS FAS GAI

Santa-ladki fasani ati hai? Banta-nahi Santa-Phle1 kagz ka jahaz bna fir use class me uda do.Jb sir puche to ldki ka nam laga de,BAS FAS GAI

Ishq me barbaadi na karva lena, Apni mummy k arman khak me na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabzi lene ko diye he, unse recharge na karva lena

Ishq me barbaadi na karva lena, Apni mummy k arman khak me na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabzi lene ko diye he, unse recharge na karva lena

>: Woh Kon c 1 Baat H. Jo Salo Pehle b Stdns Khte Thay Aj B Khte H Aur Qayamat Tak Kahen Gye? : : : : Bas Yar Kal S Padhai Start

>: Woh Kon c 1 Baat H. Jo Salo Pehle b Stdns Khte Thay Aj B Khte H Aur Qayamat Tak Kahen Gye? : : : : Bas Yar Kal S Padhai Start

-: Apne dant bachane ke3 tarike: 1-Subaha sam brush karo 2-Choclate mat khao. 3-Mujse pangga mat lena warna 1b nahi bachenge

-: Apne dant bachane ke3 tarike: 1-Subaha sam brush karo 2-Choclate mat khao. 3-Mujse pangga mat lena warna 1b nahi bachenge

Some people dream of success... while others wake up and work hard at it.

Some people dream of success... while others wake up and work hard at it.