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Thursday, January 29, 2009

BEWKUFI KI HADD- Jab kans ko pata tha k Devki aur Vasudev ki 8wi santaan se uski maut hogi to dono ko 1 hi jail me rakhne ki kya jarurat thi

BEWKUFI KI HADD-
Jab kans ko pata tha k Devki aur Vasudev ki 8wi santaan se uski maut hogi to dono ko 1 hi jail me rakhne ki kya jarurat thi

Dear Frnd I m Collecting Gandhijis Photos I need ur Cntribution 2 my Collection To ghar me jitne b 10/50/100/500 /1000 k notes ho,bhej dena

Dear Frnd
I m Collecting
Gandhijis Photos

I need ur Cntribution 2 my Collection
To ghar me jitne b 10/50/100/500 /1000 k notes ho,bhej dena

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Do u no y d bank in America crashed?




Its a secret



.

Any way I will tell that to u.

.

.
I hav withdrawn MY account..
>GarySanet

Mera kaam hua? Sent: 22-Jan-2009 08:20:06pm 99%stupids ll nt read dis ful sms & ll reply konsa kam? check hw many r stupids

Mera kaam hua?














Sent:
22-Jan-2009
08:20:06pm


99%stupids ll nt read dis ful sms & ll reply konsa kam?
check hw many r stupids

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

The ultimate line told by every parent 2 dear child "beta dil laga k padai karo" ab unhe kaun samjhaye Dl lagane k bad pdi hoti hai kya.

The ultimate line told by every parent 2 dear child "beta dil laga k padai karo" ab unhe kaun samjhaye Dl lagane k bad pdi hoti hai kya.

MACHAR MARNE KA NYA STYLE- Pehle mchr pakdo fir use zamin pe lita do fir use GUDGUDI karo OR jaise hi Hase Muh me All OUT Rakh do.

MACHAR MARNE KA NYA STYLE-

Pehle mchr pakdo

fir use zamin pe lita do
fir use GUDGUDI karo
OR jaise hi Hase
Muh me All OUT
Rakh do.

Monday, January 26, 2009

PndtG ne naya mobile liya or doston ko sms kiya.. pehla mera mble number 3310 tha ab 6610 ho gaya hai. Note my new Nmbr please...

PndtG ne naya mobile liya or doston ko sms kiya.. pehla mera mble number 3310 tha ab 6610 ho gaya hai. Note my new Nmbr please...

Mil Gaya Oye Hoye Mil Gaya Balle-Balle Mil Gaya, Apna Sara Kaam Chod Ke Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur"BEWACUF" Mil Gaya!!!

Mil Gaya Oye Hoye Mil Gaya Balle-Balle Mil Gaya, Apna Sara Kaam Chod Ke Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur"BEWACUF" Mil Gaya!!!

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Jab Apka Janam hua, Badal fata, Adbhut Roshani hui, God khud sab ke samne Prakat hue or bole-"SORRY,Galti ho gai.Please ADJUST kar lena"

Jab Apka Janam hua,

Badal fata,

Adbhut Roshani hui,

God khud sab ke samne Prakat hue

or bole-"SORRY,Galti ho gai.Please ADJUST kar
lena"

Santa & Banta WATCHNG MATCH DHONI NE 6 MARI Santa-DEKHO DEKHO GOAL HUA. Banta-ABE TU Pagal HI RAHEGA GOAL ISME NAHI CRICKET ME HOTA HAI.

Santa & Banta WATCHNG MATCH
DHONI NE 6 MARI
Santa-DEKHO DEKHO GOAL HUA.
Banta-ABE TU Pagal HI RAHEGA GOAL ISME NAHI CRICKET ME HOTA HAI.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

BETA-mom,ye gf kya hoti h? MOM-jab tum bade hoke ache ladke banoge to tumhe b 1milegi B-agr acha ladka nhi bana to? M-to fir to bahut milegi

BETA-mom,ye gf kya hoti h?
MOM-jab tum bade hoke ache ladke banoge to tumhe b
1milegi
B-agr acha ladka nhi bana to?
M-to fir to bahut milegi

Study=dnt fail dnt study=fail adding above equ Study+dnt study=fail+dnt fail study(1+dnt)=fail(1+dnt) study=fail www.computergurus.co.cc

Study=dnt fail
dnt study=fail
adding above equ
Study+dnt study=fail+dnt fail

study(1+dnt)=fail(1+dnt)

study=fail

www.computergurus.co.cc

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Santa:My Uncle knew the Exact Date of His Death b4 a Month Itself. Frnd:How it is? Santa:The Judge tolld him..! -www.computergurus.co.cc

Santa:My Uncle knew the Exact Date of His Death b4 a Month Itself.

Frnd:How it is?

Santa:The Judge tolld him..!


-www.computergurus.co.cc

Tip 2 reduce ur weight:1st turn ur head 2 da right n then turn it left Keep repeating d exercise every time wen u r offered something 2 eat

Tip 2 reduce ur weight:1st turn ur head 2 da right
n then turn it left
Keep repeating d exercise every time wen u r
offered something 2 eat

Papa: beta tum kyu ro rhe ho? Beta:teacher ne mara... Papa: tumne kuch galti ki hogi! Beta:nahi papa, me to chup chap so rha tha

Papa: beta tum kyu ro rhe ho?

Beta:teacher ne mara...

Papa: tumne kuch galti ki hogi!

Beta:nahi papa, me to chup chap so rha tha

Deadliest Pj Ever There were two frnds Jo and Wo One day Jo got scared and suddenly Wo died Y did Wo die? Because Jo dar gya, Wo mar gya

Deadliest Pj Ever
There were two frnds Jo and Wo
One day Jo got scared and suddenly Wo died
Y did Wo die?
Because Jo dar gya,
Wo mar gya

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Ye ek naya sms hai,jo market mein abhi tak nahi aya.. Kaha na abhi tak market mein nahi aya.. To tumhare paas kaise ayega

Ye ek naya sms hai,jo market mein abhi tak nahi aya..




Kaha na abhi tak market mein nahi aya..
To tumhare paas kaise ayega

AEROPLANE wright brothers CYCLE Mcmillan TELEPHONE Graham Bell TELESCOPE Galileo EXAMS saale ko Dhundo re Pakad ke Marenge. Gary Sanet

AEROPLANE
wright brothers

CYCLE
Mcmillan

TELEPHONE
Graham Bell

TELESCOPE
Galileo

EXAMS

saale ko Dhundo re
Pakad ke Marenge.

Gary Sanet

Khuda ne sansar banaya aur so gaya, khuda ne insan banaya fir so gaya, fir INSAAN ne mobile banaya.. Na khud soya na dusro ko sone diya.

Khuda ne sansar banaya aur so gaya,
khuda ne insan
banaya fir so gaya,
fir INSAAN ne mobile
banaya..
Na khud soya na dusro ko sone diya.

Son to father: Remember, U promised me Rs.5000 if, I passed this year Well, I have got great news. U have just saved Rs.5000.

Son to father:
Remember,
U promised me Rs.5000 if,
I passed this year Well,
I have got great news.
U have just saved Rs.5000.

Boy 2 God:GOD,GIVE ME 1bag FULL OF MONEY, A JOB,1BIG vehicle FUL OF GaLS. GOD:Tathaastu. n he became A BUS C0NDUCTR of GIrls school bus

Boy 2 God:GOD,GIVE ME 1bag FULL OF MONEY, A JOB,1BIG vehicle FUL OF GaLS.

GOD:Tathaastu.


n he became A BUS C0NDUCTR of GIrls school bus

Mobile 1 MANDIR, msg uska Bhagwan, msg Bhejne wala Pujari, msg padne wala Bhakt, padhkar msg na karne wala mandir k Bhahar ka BHIKHARI

Mobile 1 MANDIR,

msg uska Bhagwan,

msg Bhejne wala Pujari,

msg padne wala Bhakt,

padhkar msg na
karne wala mandir k
Bhahar ka BHIKHARI

Sardar: is mirror ki kya gurantee hai Shopkeeper aap isko 100 floor se niche girooe ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tutega Sardar: wow!! Pack it

Sardar: is mirror ki kya gurantee hai
Shopkeeper aap isko 100 floor se niche girooe ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tutega
Sardar: wow!! Pack it

Kabhi ye mat socho k tumhare girlfriend ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai.. Ye sochao k usko kisne bheja hoga??

Kabhi ye mat socho k tumhare girlfriend ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai..
Ye sochao k usko kisne bheja hoga??

Saturday, January 10, 2009

G->Ghost I->In R-> Real L->Life So avoid girl and forward their number to me.. Sender (Ghost Catcher) GARY Visit www.computergurus.co.cc

G->Ghost
I->In
R-> Real
L->Life


So avoid girl and forward their number to me..

Sender
(Ghost Catcher)
GARY

Visit www.computergurus.co.cc

You can conquer almost any fear if you will make up your mind to do so. For remember, fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind Dale C

You can conquer almost any fear if you will make up your mind to do so. For remember, fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind
Dale C

BETA: papa ap ko to Cancer hua hai. Fir ap sabko AIDS q bolte hai?? BAAP: taki mere jane k baad tere ma ko koi haat na lagaye

BETA: papa ap ko to Cancer hua hai. Fir ap sabko AIDS q bolte hai??













BAAP: taki mere jane k baad tere ma ko koi haat na lagaye

Friday, January 9, 2009

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M. Scott Peck

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.
- M. Scott Peck

Banks HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand BOB:Bank Of Bhangis IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar

Banks

HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor

HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand

BOB:Bank Of Bhangis

IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income

SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar

Height Of Maska Prof-Where is ur assigenment? Student-Sir I lost it Fighting with a guy who said tht u were nt d best prof. in D collage. :)

Height Of Maska
Prof-Where is ur assigenment?
Student-Sir I lost it Fighting with a guy who said tht u were nt d best prof. in D collage. :)